He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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