I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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