this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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