Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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