Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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