Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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