Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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