You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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