did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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