she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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