I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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