Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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