we're blogging at a bar
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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