just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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