So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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