don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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