Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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