4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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