he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I need water and some morals
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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