I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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