But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She's not a foreskin expert like you
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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