Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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