yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I am one with the molecules
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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