Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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