I am in a vortex of obligation.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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