im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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