Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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