oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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