Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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