Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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