Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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