fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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