Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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