Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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