oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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