Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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