Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Randomize
