I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Two words: nipple clamps
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