Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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