I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Everything about him screamed your future.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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