Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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