the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My dick has a subreddit
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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