How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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