when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize