Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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