It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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