i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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