was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Im part way to drunk.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We smell like vodka and hangover
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