Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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