Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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