She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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