i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need a beard to bite.
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