you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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