if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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