One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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