But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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