Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize